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so remember how the other day i was all "does this iphone app seem dirty to anyone else?" and you guys were like "um, yes"?

well, ok. so i bought it because i thought it was funny (AND I DID NOT USE IT FOR THAT, I RESPECT MY IPHONE WAY TOO MUCH OKAY? LET'S JUST CONSIDER THIS AN INSTANCE OF ME BEING RIDICULOUS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I AM PROVIDING A PUBLIC SERVICE.) and omg, you guys, it is SO MUCH DIRTIER THAN I THOUGHT.

so like, you turn it on and there's sort of a button on the screen with a gently fluttering feather, which, okay. so i touched the button and then THIS HAPPENED.

THE PROTRUSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOWER WIGGLES WHILE THE PHONE VIBRATES YOU GUYS.

I BELIEVE THE PHRASE I AM LOOKING FOR IS "WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE."

D:
eta: in motion! :O hee.

Current Mood: mischievous

i'm such a baby. i just need to accept that i cannot possibly attend every single david fucking cook concert.

Current Mood: whiny

why is it that i get the random twitters people send out about scratching their ass or whatver, but i don't get the twitters in which a) people are replying to something i said, b) william beckett is fanboying jack's mannequin, or c) gabe saporta is having a gossip girl emergency?

YOU'RE KILLING ME, ~~SMALLS~~ TWITTER.

unrelated: i keep wanting to delete like 235456 of my icons so i can just have nothing but dcook icons. i could have an icon of everything he's ever done! just imagine! /o\

Current Mood: exhausted

blurry as fuck (iphone pic of jovi's camera), but all you need to know is that i have now been in a jon walker/brendon urie sandwich. \o/

jon walker was pleased by us. and talked in my ear. and then i came.

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Current Location: makin' moves.

01. ummm, someone (not me, altho i wish i HAD written it, because UMF) wrote some filthy and awesome dcook/mj. (the link is to the AI kink meme again, but it's directly to that comment so you won't accidentally see anything icky, i promise.)

02. it was actually nice out today! 50 degreesish and sunny. of course, it's allegedly going to snow on friday. O.o

03. i really don't have a third thing. i barely even had a second thing, but i decided not to post solely to be all "look guys, porn!" XD

pee ess:

Current Mood: satisfied

today in adorable/amusing bandom things:

Do you think your gay fans are confused about you?

[Spencer] Smith: Me and Ryan just, over the past summer, both recently purchased our first houses. We used the same interior decorator, and she thought Ryan was gay for the first three months! And I had to tell her that he had had a girlfriend for a year and a half. So -- we have talked about it. For whatever reason our personal taste and preference in art and for videos and artwork appeals like that.
[Jon] Walker: I think everybody's just too afraid to have a good time. Everybody's gotta loosen up a little bit.
Smith: We don't care who likes us -- or who dislikes us.
Walker: And what's the problem if Ryan and Brendon were actually dating, you know? There's not really any problem with that.
Smith: Because they might be.

i love them so hard, lol. also this:

Walker:I slept with Ryan [Ross] in a twin bed less than two months ago! It was the most comfortable sleep I've ever had.

*SQUISH* (from out.com: Pretty! Gay? by way of the lovely

txtequilanights.)

next, this bit from an old interview i found with alex and nate of cobra starship:

If all of your bandmembers were stuck in a burning house, which one would you save?
Nate Novarro: I'd get the super human strength that moms get when their child is in danger, and i'd carry everyone on my back at once. Then we'd go get pizza.

so. cute. ♥

and last, in "idk what happened but dammit" news, i have determined that as much as i have no respect for ashlee simpson as a "musician" (duh)...she and pete are really fucking adorable and i approve. SIGH.

oh, wait, not done yet! a realization: i have a thing for bass players, i guess. pete, jwalk, and now cash? (also, suarez is in contention to be my favorite cobra, altho i think gabe will always be my fave.) all their bass are belonging to me. or something, idk. here, we'll close this with cash wentzing.

Current Mood: busy

ok, so i hate myself for it and i still think chuck is horrible for what went down in the pilot (the writers fucked up massively on that, imo), but i am kind of shipping blair/chuck. (BLAIK!) this scene was hot. i still want dan/blair tho dammit.

and slkdjfhlkdsjgfjhg HOW HOT IS LEIGHTON IN MY ICON? *flails*

( video of stripper!blair, alsidfhl! )

Current Mood: mischievous

blah, i hate the new TAI video. sadface. it was cool to look at for about the first 30 seconds, and i like the shot near the end with the hands, but other than that, SO not feeling it. :x the whole point of their videos is supposed to be to admire william's prettiness (shh, yes, THAT IS THE POINT), dammit.

OH ALSO: where on earth is a leak of viva la cobra!? WHERE? WHY HASN'T IT LEAKED YET? >:O

Current Mood: definitely not excited

this video is maybe the best thing ever to happen to me. or to any of us, really.

oh, and i did not die last night, in case anyone was worried. and i frankly wasn't that impressed with the office (don't hurt me) so i'm going to watch it again today and see if i like it better.

BUT OMFG THIS VIDEO. ♥

Current Mood: amused

good morning (shh, it's still morning!) flist!

i'm about to go to starbucks, but i wanted to update for the sole purpose of announcing that i really heart this little pizza-eating spaz.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

come on, blake. get more adorable. I DARE YOU.

oh also! how much did i love seeing janey on BB8 last night? SO MUCH. i miss that girl. but eric talked shit about her (in her presence!!! what a toolshed, gah), and i read that he said on the live feeds that he hated blake and called him, i believe, an assclown. do i need to say it? i will. dead.to.me.

Current Mood: cheerful

here, flist, have gerard way singing "umbrella" because frankly, it's fucking fabulous. and the lighting is awesome, incidentally.

and now i have two requests related to this video.

01. "umbrella" covers plz? i know there's that mandy moore one, and didn't some ted leo-ish type do one? because i love it when gerard sings it, but not so much when rihanna does.

02. i am not at all in the MCR fandom at all (i mean, i'd say i'm a fan of them, but a casual one) but i would like to know more about them, because i feel like i could really love them if i knew more about them. will someone plz to be making a good MCR introductory spam? like, some background info, pairings of note, pictures, etc? (hint: there can never be too much frank iero, like, EVER.) and, i mean, just think, if you get me into it, you know i'll spam about them and you will love it! \o/

Current Mood: intrigued

OK HEY LAMEST ENTRY EVER, READY???

I GOT A PIC WITH BSHORTY AFTER ALL!

HOW EMBARRASSING IS IT THAT I AM EXCITED????

ILU SANDY!

Current Mood: giggly

random share: i really kind of love "the kill" by 30 seconds to mars. it just came up on shuffle and i remembered that it's sort of awesome. what's the verdict on that? really uncool? just kind of par for the course? too hardcore to live? i just don't know. knowing me, probably somewhere between "really uncool" and "god, you're a tool."

also, whle i'm here, just...god, patrick stump, ilu.

Current Mood: melancholy
Current Music: 30 seconds to mars - the kill (obvs)

dude, i am starting all sorts of trouble on myspace lately; what is with me?

some chick posted a couple of weird, bitchy comments on the blaker girls, because they're selling 3 tour tickets (and throwing in a signed blake pic) on ebay with an opening bid of $207. she also bitched about the $20 for shipping.

so, being me, "i (who can't stfu on myspace)", i sent her a message, proclaiming:

hey, it's not really any of my business, but i saw your comment on the blaker girls myspace about them selling the tix for $207 dollars - tickets are $68.50 plus an $11.80 ticketmaster fee, which makes them roughly 80 bucks apiece, so the face value on those three tickets is $240-ish. if they sell for $207 they're not even getting back what they paid for them. i don't see how that's remotely unreasonable.

and yes, generally shipping three tickets wouldn't cost $20, but seeing as how the show is in two days, overnighting them would certainly raise the cost. and they did offer to hand-deliver them at the show. *shrug*

sorry to butt in. :/

to which she replied:

yea..its really not any of your business...so yea whatever.

heh. so i said:

sorry for butting in with my logic, then. :)

hee. bitch!

Current Mood: predatory

i know half of my flist has already seen this, but once more won't kill you. the pensive look. the peek of bicep. the cheekbones. the ruffled hair. the eyeliner!

GOSH.

Current Mood: horny

a few quick thoughts on the emmy nominations:

i am ecstatic over jenna fischer's nom. ♥ (and aw, she blogged.)

also completely thrilled for rainn wilson.

unsurprised but always happy for steve.

yay for the office in general!

really disappointed that dexter got no love in the major categories. (also BSG but that's par for the course.)

i love masi oka as much as the next girl, but i'm still not sure why he gets nominated for acting awards; i just don't see it.

SO OVER grey's anatomy, although i'm totally happy for the nominated actors. and glad for no ellen pompeo, lol.

i looooove boston legal, but it really isn't a drama. it and desperate housewives should switch.

furious and honestly kind of heartbroken over FNL snubs. really, i can't even talk about it right now. utterly disappointed.

more later, maybe.

Current Mood: ambivalent

dislaimer: i apologize if this applies to/offends anyone reading. if you're on my flist, i love you, and if this does apply/upset you...well, i'll get over it, and hopefully you will, too.

ANYWAY.

this chick who posts on twop all the time in the blake thread AND on the SYTYCD board (who has always driven me completely insane; she's a real piece of work) responded to a comment someone had made about how "this is the country who voted for bush...twice" by replying that she was proud to have voted for him twice.

01. well, color me not surprised.
02. that is NOT OK by me. honestly, if you want to be a republican, ok. if you voted for bush once, fine. even if you voted for him twice. i mean, i question your judgement, but it's your right to vote for that douche. i make my choices, you can make yours.

but honestly? if you voted for him twice, and you're PROUD about that? still? if by this point, you aren't, at least a little, saying "oops"? if you are really fully ok having voted, twice, for that man?

well, in that case i really don't know what the fuck to do with you. except scoff in your general direction.

Current Mood: ranty

ever since i saw that episode of sex and the city when carrie lays into berger for having the heroine of his novel walking around manhattan in a scrunchie, i have avoided using one in public at pretty much all costs.

i felt i should share that with you all.

Current Mood: ridiculous

OMG WATCH THE NEW FALL OUT BOY VIDEO OR I WILL EAT YOUR FACE.

could i love them more?

(no. no, i could not.)

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

also: lacey/binks FTWWWWW. also, also: lauren/neil = ADORABLE!, sara/jesus = AWESOME!

and wade robson is so crazy and he RULES.

Current Mood: enthralled

i honestly have no idea how i made it 26 years without his little faaaaaaaaace.

i love him ridiculously.

ugh i'm so embarrassing. (EDIT: haha, and i had spelled "embarrassing" wrong. ftw!)

Current Mood: geeky
Current Music: she will be loved/with or without you - guess who?

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wear me like a locket around your throat

i'll weigh you down, i'll watch you choke

sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on.

i keep my jealousy close.

i'm not impressed and i'm definitely not excited.

the northern downpour sends its love.

a four-letter word for "heed."

i've found the cure to growing older.

i want you to know, with everything i won't let this go.

are you with me or not at all?

less nudity, more boxes.

when i'm home alone i just dance by myself.

when the sun shines we'll shine together.

cut it loose - watch you work the room.

you say you wanted more, what are you waiting for? i'm not running from you.

i'm a diva with the myspace, let me go.

the magic's in the makeup.

and the emmy goes to...

land of the free.

in a SCRUNCHIE?

we do it in the dark with smiles on our faces.

yours are the sweetest eyes i've ever seen.

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