wear me like a locket around your throat

happy holidays, kids. ;)

XD

♥

fandom has been wanky and i'm not into it, so i'm going to post a bunch of pics of dfc and the boyz from this weekend. none of them are by me. i stole them mostly from this flickr and brookie0cookie. i sort of started at that flickr and then went and added brooke's pics, so hers are the ones at the end of each day. i probably could've just used hers because they're so pretty, but whatever, variety is good, right?

also, my journal automatically sizes the photos so they don't break my layout - most of them are bigger if you save them/open them in a new tab. i took off customized comment pages for now because these pics deserve to be big. XD

ANYWAY.

this seems as good a place to begin as any.

*throws beads at him*

( hope you had a good time while you were here. )

[if you can't tell this is the former expatiates, well, idek]

so remember how the other day i was all "does this iphone app seem dirty to anyone else?" and you guys were like "um, yes"?

well, ok. so i bought it because i thought it was funny (AND I DID NOT USE IT FOR THAT, I RESPECT MY IPHONE WAY TOO MUCH OKAY? LET'S JUST CONSIDER THIS AN INSTANCE OF ME BEING RIDICULOUS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I AM PROVIDING A PUBLIC SERVICE.) and omg, you guys, it is SO MUCH DIRTIER THAN I THOUGHT.

so like, you turn it on and there's sort of a button on the screen with a gently fluttering feather, which, okay. so i touched the button and then THIS HAPPENED.

THE PROTRUSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOWER WIGGLES WHILE THE PHONE VIBRATES YOU GUYS.

I BELIEVE THE PHRASE I AM LOOKING FOR IS "WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE."

D:
eta: in motion! :O hee.

FINALLY fulfilling a few requests from the drabble meme i posted ages ago. here are the first four - the rest should be written tonight or tomorrow. :D a couple are porny, a couple are not.

( in which there is cash/greta, patrick/gabe, patrick/kelly clarkson, and dcook/kat von d. )

gossip girl tonight! \o/

also, go download the hold steady song i posted; i can't stop listening to it. asldf;jgh

ok, so, wright gala recap! \o/ [i typed most of this up and THEN went and found videos, so if i quote things he said and then you watch and you're like "uh, that wasn't what he said" plz forgive me, i was working from hazy overstimulated memory. ALSO most of the videos have hi-res versions available, so i recommend going and watching them in hi-res on youtube, because dude was looking all sorts of fine last night.]

this is really long (twss!), i realize, but humor me and read it anyway? :D



( life on the moon couldn't be any stranger. )

i'm still on a high. i'm so, so happy i was there, you guys, i cannot even.

ALSO HEY GO CHECK OUT THE STREAM OF HIS ALBUM BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AMAZING! i love pretty much everything. i could do without "i did it for you" (not because i dislike it, it just isn't doing anything for me), but otherwise? LOVE. early favorites are "life on the moon", "mr. sensitive", "bar-ba-sol" which continues to make my clothes fall off, and "permanent" which breaks my fucking heart. OH! and there's a hidden track at the end of "a daily anthem" which is AWESOME AS FUCK, make sure you leave it on. it's like 12 mins in.

IN CONCLUSION: DAVID FUCKING COOK. <33333333333

[ETA] here's a rip of the hidden track, because i can't stop listening to it right now: david cook // kiss on the neck alsdkifdkjfh

omg, i just remembered that I had a dream last night in which i was on...idk, something like a school field trip (i'm 27, mind you). and david cook was on the trip too, and he was sitting across the aisle from me, and then he moved over and sat with me and ( tmi prbly )

then something happened and we almost got caught so he moved to a different seat, and then somehow i noticed that gerard way was sitting behind me, so then i made out with him for a while (i was a big slut in my dream \o/) and he was really sweet and we made plans to get together soon and watch the silence of the lambs? idek.

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PORN POLL! re: fanfic. or i guess if you like original erotic fiction, that works, too. i ask because i was writing something and attempting to, erm, choreograph, so to speak, and i was deciding things, which made me ponder what i like, which made me ponder what *other* people like, because i'm nosy inquisitive!

nobody can see your answers but me, and no worries, i don't judge. and i'll tell you upfront that there's nothing in this poll that i won't read and that my answer to the third question is probably "recreational drug use and/or seedy, filthy anonymous hookups" so. yeah. PORN YAY. \o/

( under a cut so as to spare people from dirty things, if they don't want to think about them. )