this seems as good a place to begin as any.
*throws beads at him*
( hope you had a good time while you were here. )
[if you can't tell this is the former expatiates, well, idek]
well, ok. so i bought it because i thought it was funny (AND I DID NOT USE IT FOR THAT, I RESPECT MY IPHONE WAY TOO MUCH OKAY? LET'S JUST CONSIDER THIS AN INSTANCE OF
so like, you turn it on and there's sort of a button on the screen with a gently fluttering feather, which, okay. so i touched the button and then THIS HAPPENED.
THE PROTRUSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
I BELIEVE THE PHRASE I AM LOOKING FOR
eta: in motion! :O hee.
( in which there is cash/greta, patrick/gabe, patrick/kelly clarkson, and dcook/kat von d. )
gossip girl tonight! \o/
also, go download the hold steady song i posted; i can't stop listening to it. asldf;jgh
this is really long (twss!), i realize, but humor me and read it anyway? :D
( life on the moon couldn't be any stranger. )
i'm still on a high. i'm so, so happy i was there, you guys, i cannot even.
ALSO HEY GO CHECK OUT THE STREAM OF HIS ALBUM BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AMAZING! i love pretty much everything. i could do without "i did it for you" (not because i dislike it, it just isn't doing anything for me), but otherwise? LOVE. early favorites are "life on the moon", "mr. sensitive", "bar-ba-sol" which continues to make my clothes fall off, and "permanent" which breaks my fucking heart. OH! and there's a hidden track at the end of "a daily anthem" which is AWESOME AS FUCK, make sure you leave it on. it's like 12 mins in.
IN CONCLUSION: DAVID FUCKING COOK. <33333333333
[ETA] here's a rip of the hidden track, because i can't stop listening to it right now: david cook // kiss on the neck alsdkifdkjfh
omg, i just remembered that I had a dream last night in which i was on...idk, something like a school field trip (i'm 27, mind you). and david cook was on the trip too, and he was sitting across the aisle from me, and then he moved over and sat with me and ( tmi prbly ) then something happened and we almost got caught so he moved to a different seat, and then somehow i noticed that gerard way was sitting behind me, so then i made out with him for a while (i was a big slut in my dream \o/) and he was really sweet and we made plans to get together soon and watch the silence of the lambs? idek.
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me: except now i already want to write a sequel with moar naked boys oh noes
bina: naked boys ftw!
me: well this is true! i mean, two cocks are great, but then why not four, amirite?
bina: oh man im having a hard enough time writing this threesome! thats already a lot of body parts to keep track of!
me: ahahahaha ikr? well i'm sort of thinking it'll be a threesome with one watching so there may be hope. or it might end up like the iwo jima statue, idk!
bina: LOL OH BB IWO JIMA /o\
me: lololol worst porn reference EVAR???
what is my liiiiiiife?
hey kid. i like your face. ♥
nobody can see your answers but me, and no worries, i don't judge. and i'll tell you upfront that there's nothing in this poll that i won't read and that my answer to the third question is probably "recreational drug use and/or seedy, filthy anonymous hookups" so. yeah. PORN YAY. \o/
( under a cut so as to spare people from dirty things, if they don't want to think about them. )