wear me like a locket around your throat

*still the former expatiates*

soooooo. i want to do a real review/recap of my amazing weekend in atlantic city, but i'm tired and inarticulate, so let's FOBDFC trail it.

- i retrieved amber from the airport (+10)

- we didn't get lost on the way to AC/the borgata (+10)

- we were stuck waiting to check into the hotel for like six hours, because they needed to put the full amount + $125/day for incidentals on a card and i didn't have enough available balance, so we couldn't check in until kelly arrived (-10)

- spent entirely too long waiting for this to reappear onscreen so i could take a pic of it (-5), but also eeeee his face (+5)


-drank some yummy sangria (+5)

- took the jitney to the boardwalk and back, which was way more entertaining than it should've been (+20)

- brooke and kelly finally made it (+20)

- drinking, mad giggling and wacky hijinks ensued (+10)

- we didn't go to sleep (except for amber) until around 7 a.m. (-5)

- lurked around most of the day on friday, hoping to pawn off gifts on dfc and nft, which was tedious (-5)

- succeeded in giving gift to dfc (+10, would've been more but i didn't talk to him)

- wayyyyy later that night, also succeeded in giving gift to nft (+10, again points docked because i didn't talk to him)

[sidebar: me modeling neal's gift, yes, it is a beerhat which is also a cowboy hat]



[end sidebar]

- bought an improved ticket for the show; third row, neal's side (+20)

- it turned out to be alllllllll the way on the end (-10)

- i purchased my very own DCTS which is my new favorite possession, idek (+15)

- THE FUCKING SHOW (+200)

- plus he opened with "the world i know" (+15)

- and he did "lie" (+15)

- and joey was hilaaaaarious (+10)

- drunky mcdrunks later on (+30)

- had a nice chat with johnny the roadie (+15)

- i met a number of nice people throughout the weekend (+15)

- there were also crazy bitches everywhere (-10)

- surprise!erin (+10)

- some dude attacked my boobs while we were taking a group pic (-10)

- he made up for it later (+20, and no, not sexually)

- went to bed around 7 a.m. again (-5)

- while trying not to stalk dfc, he stalked us (-/+10 so i guess that's breaking even)

- surprise!tirtzah (+10)

- tried all day to upgrade tickets from row z, waited outside the box office for HOURS, and got cockblocked by people who showed up 15 minutes before they released the tix (-100)

- i didn't cry even tho i wanted to (+10)

- wound up sneaking into row J anyway (+50)

- THE FUCKING SHOW (+200)

- my first time hearing "permanent" live and also neal with his bow for the guitar (+20)

- "hot for teacher" both nights (+20)

- also "man in the box" on saturday (+20)

- no "anodyne" (-10)

- afterparty at mixx was superfun (+20)

- but VIP was a total waste of money (-10)

- B bar after the afterparty was AWESOME, i was wasted in a fun happy way (+25)

- ran into rstar at some point and drunkenly quizzed him about stuff and he was supersweet (+20)

- bought a couple rounds of shots (+10)

- cute english boy bought me a shot (+10)

- sexually harassed @RyanStar on twitter (+10?/-10?)

- late-night fries with bleu cheese dressing (+10)

- had to leave brooke and kelly the next day (-20)

- and then amber this morning (-10)

- but it all HAPPENED (+50)


- and i get brooke and kelly and dfc and nft and skibby and peekaboo and jazzercise and rstar again IN ONE WEEK (+100)

TOTAL: 835+/-10 depending on if you think skanky twitters at rstar are good or bad.

i'm calling my weekend a win.

picspam later or tomorrow because there's so much pretttyyyyyyy and i wanna. in the meantime, people, where on earth is the dave/ryan?



look how cute they are!!! and please note that ryan is rocking DCTS, and look what dave had been wearing the previous day:


it writes itself, kids. someone make it happen for me! :D

i know i should probably cut this but i don't wanna. neener.