all right, all right, slow down.

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i'm super-spammy today and i apologize for that, but.

BILL BECKETT IS MARRIED AND RECENTLY HAD A KID. I MEAN HIS WIFE DID, NOT HIM, SURPRISINGLY. WHAT.

i mean. i mean.

...WHAT?

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[bijou.livejournal.com]

he got married? when did that happen? wtfwtfwtfwtf billy beckett is the love of my life.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i KNOW, i thought of you when i first read this. well, after i went "WHAT?!?!" for about 3 minutes straight. i am still unbelievably confused.

[bijou.livejournal.com]

NO, i mean, yay for babies (or something), but i kind of physically hurt.

it's taking EVERYTHING in me not to text the boy and say "WHAT THE FUCK? EXPLAIN."