all right, all right, slow down.

[semisweet]

i'm super-spammy today and i apologize for that, but.

BILL BECKETT IS MARRIED AND RECENTLY HAD A KID. I MEAN HIS WIFE DID, NOT HIM, SURPRISINGLY. WHAT.

i mean. i mean.

...WHAT?

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[scizojess.livejournal.com]

WHAT? ...WHAT?! Good job on keeping your private life private, Bill! Holy shit. :D

[lessthangreat.livejournal.com]

I don't really care about Bill Beckett but his daughter's first name is one of my favorite girl names EVER and it makes me happy.

[estellegetty.livejournal.com]

Whoa, isn't he my age? I always find it so weird when my peers get married and have kids already. O_O (Hanson, I'm looking at you).

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who that is.

AND GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS! ;)

[aloverestrained.livejournal.com]

Here i a picture of what is supposedly Sisky's girlfriend holding baby Beckett. IDK, it was floating around my flist.

http://buzznet-97.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/lindsaykate4/default/CIMG0603--large-msg-119302629102.jpg

CONGRATS TO THE NEW PARENTS!

Also...WTF?!?!?!

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those "Shit happens when you're not looking" moments? And thank Jeebus he wasn't the one giving birth; that tiny little body would have collapsed under pressure.

IT'S A POCKET-SIZED BECKETT TO PUT IN JOHN KRASINSKI'S POCKET. NOT REALLY THE SAME, BUT THE SYMBOLISM IS STILL THERE.

[bijou.livejournal.com]

he got married? when did that happen? wtfwtfwtfwtf billy beckett is the love of my life.

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

I AM SO AMUSED. I MEAN, RLY, WTF SECRET MARRIAGES AND BABIES!

Never change, boys. NEVER CHANGE. Although, you could maybe give a heads up whenever you go and do shit like GET MARRIED and PROCREATE.

I'm just saying.

[pressdbtwnpages.livejournal.com]

I am SO CONFUSED. I mean, you think you know someone and then... SO CONFUSED.

Really? Really really?