semisweet: (gg. blair. baby vamp.)
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when you see this on your flist, quote gossip girl.
Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair: (sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: You don't say.

xoxo

EDIT BECAUSE ALSO WE ALL NEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. ETC.

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