you know you love me.

[semisweet]

when you see this on your flist, quote gossip girl.

Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair: (sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: You don't say.

xoxo

EDIT BECAUSE ALSO WE ALL NEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. ETC.