you're such a twit(ter).

mostly for my own reference. :D

( see he tastes like you only tweet-er. )

"the first time it happened, i was bullshitting."

Find the closest book.

* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST

i went through the usual drill: rolled a joint, cranked up the offspring, opened the window, shoved a towel into the crack at the bottom of the door to avoid smoke seepage, crashed on the bed and sparked up.

anthem of a reluctant prophet; joanne proulx.

lol.

"skank."

( true blood 1.07 - burning house of love. )

and i would give anything if you would only pick up the phone.

obama phonebanking in kansas city! this video is ridic cute.

there are not enough *hearthands* in the WORLD for this man. please, dude, be my president. ♥

also, this story from 538 blows my mind on several levels.

So a canvasser goes to a woman's door in Washington, Pennsylvania. Knocks. Woman answers. Knocker asks who she's planning to vote for. She isn't sure, has to ask her husband who she's voting for. Husband is off in another room watching some game. Canvasser hears him yell back, "We're votin' for the n***er!"

Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: "We're voting for the n***er."

item the first: seriously? what the fuck. people still think/talk like that? i mean, okay, i know they do, but i'm taken aback anyway.
item the second: this is how they're referring to him, and yet...they're voting for him? what...i don't understand. i mean, yay, a vote for obama is always a good thing, but. how do you want to make someone the president of your country and still look at them in such a derogatory way? *confused*

and today was a day just like any other.

a txt cnvrstn.

me: except now i already want to write a sequel with moar naked boys oh noes
bina: naked boys ftw!
me: well this is true! i mean, two cocks are great, but then why not four, amirite?
bina: oh man im having a hard enough time writing this threesome! thats already a lot of body parts to keep track of!
me: ahahahaha ikr? well i'm sort of thinking it'll be a threesome with one watching so there may be hope. or it might end up like the iwo jima statue, idk!
bina: LOL OH BB IWO JIMA /o\
me: lololol worst porn reference EVAR???

what is my liiiiiiife?

<3333333333 ilmybina.

ALSO OCC:

hey kid. i like your face. ♥

dig if u will the picture.

sorry i'm so spammy today, kids, but does anyone have a link to those rally photos of obama and joey in the rain? or at least know where that was? i want to redo my layout and i'm having a bitch of a time finding those photos.

thx bbs! <3

fell in love without you.

( minimial GG and 'heroes' thoughts. )