a piece of advice to the world:
if someone posts a work of fiction
and particularly one they worked really hard on, okay don't post something like "
i know this is nitpicky and i didn't even read it yet, but [blah blah incorrect factual statement]," particularly if your incorrect statement can be proven wrong by the simplest google search, because the author of said work of fiction might end up thinking you're a little bit of a dick, is all i'm saying. but whatever, said author should probably shut the fuck up and be happy anyone's reading her nonsense. ♥
ANYWAY.
i found $4 at the grocery store today - four singles just sort of strewn about near one of the check-out lines. i wanted to keep it, ngl, but i felt like a dick and i was also paranoid that it was a setup for one of those segments on
20/20 where they secretly film people ignoring some dude trying to beat up his girlfriend in the park or whatever. and i didn't want to be the douchebag girl who kept the money. so i gave it to the girl at the service desk, who probably pocketed it anyway. /o\