douse yourself in cheap perfume.

[semisweet]

i love you, neal. ♥_♥

I woke up early and can't get back to sleep as we drive through the snowed highways of New York. They say it's a big storm but I can't really tell from in here. The David Cook Declaration Tour is in full effect and, despite the current 11 to 3 sick ratio, everything's laying out smoothly. Thanks to all that have come out to the shows, stood out in the cold for shows, stood out in the heat for shows or committed any other courageous act to see me an' the boys play. We'll keep bringin' it if you keep coming.
In sadder news, it seems that I am forced, from all sides, to make rules about public comments on my page. 2. simple. rules. will now be instated.
1. anything about my family (this includes my dog. he has his own myspace not run by me.) will be denied.
2. anything overtly sexual. will be denied.
Also, concerning personal messages, I rarely have the time to respond to these. Moreover, I'm much more of a face-to-face kind of person so even if I do have time to write you back I usually don't because I'd rather be doing something in real life (i.e. writing, drinking, pillaging and overall piracy) and not internet related. Being on long enough to type this is already giving me a headache.

There are my terms.

It's good to be on the road. Oh...and my friend Andy's the one with red pants. Mine are maroon.

Later,
-dr

hahahaha, suck it, psychos! \o/

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

Oh damn. O_O

[park-ave-pirate.livejournal.com]

Best thing I have read all day. It made me giggle and go "yeah, take that!"

[misskatieleigh.livejournal.com]

LMAOooooooooooooooooo


ilu neal.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__cardiac/]

this made me laugh. however, i always did go to his comments when i was bored at work to see what the crazies would write him next. so i'm going to miss that, haha.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

oh god, i always got so embarrassed tho! plus, i used to leave him comments sometimes but as the crazies got worse i didn't want to comment anymore and be, like, part of that crowd. :x

whatever, maybe the crazies will move to andy or something.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

I am so happy about this business! Neallll, you are my favorite. ♥

[consumedbywords.livejournal.com]

Best news ever. That pack of crazy needed to be smacked down months ago.

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

Someone made a MySpace profile for his DOG?

O_______o

[brookie0cookie.livejournal.com]

yes, i believe Lily runs it.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

yeah, andy made it, lol.

[and lilly is neal's ex-gf since there's pretty much no way you know that]

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

OH. LOL.

[theroseparfait.livejournal.com]

ha, i'm creeping your journal from dcai7, but what? they dated!?

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

pretty certain from something i read on myspace. idk how serious it ever was but i had the impression that there was something there at one point. there was a comment some fan had left lilly, obviously in response to something lilly had said, that was something like "oh, you and neal, really?" - and the fan's previous comment had been something asking if she'd ever dated dave. or...something along those lines. it was a while ago, lol.

[theroseparfait.livejournal.com]

ahaha, nice. i love myspace stalking. do you know if neal and alexis are still a thing?

btw, apologies for creeping. you just have the best dfc dirt :)

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

idk re neal/alexis. if i had to guess i would say no, but i'm really not sure.

and it's all good. creep away! :)

[brookie0cookie.livejournal.com]

his comments were so out of control it wasn't even funny. glad he's taking back his own page. it should have happened months ago, i agree.

[machka]

f'ing AWESOME. I heart him. :)

[livehead16.livejournal.com]

FINALLY. go neal. maybe the crazy train will head to a new station.

(also, what a ridiculously well-written blog. i am impressed.)

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

he's such a dreamboat in wolf's clothing. ♥_ ♥ and i blame his fancy prep school. :P

[fluffers.livejournal.com]

he's such a dreamboat in wolf's clothing
ROFLMAO! YES.

[wannabonefatone.livejournal.com]

INORITE? I'll bet Essie and Celine are weeping and tearing their clothes. Also, I adore that he clarified "OVERTLY SEXUAL". It means I can still flirt with him whilst taking passive agressive shots at the crazies.

[bentalnicole.livejournal.com]

i love him. finally! i was SO sick of going on there and reading all that crazy bullshit. i bet that essie chick is losing her damn mind, hahaha.

[tirtzah.livejournal.com]

This cause me so much confusion today. All I saw was reaction twitters. lol Go Neal.

[dizzysyd.livejournal.com]

I woke up early and can't get back to sleep as we drive through the snowed highways of New York. They say it's a big storm but I can't really tell from in here.

It sounds like the opening of a book.
Or song lyrics.

I'm still wondering about the first rule, though... Because the one Celine slamming commenter mentioned something about how his family could see those posts, or something else? :/

[xsethsownstarx.livejournal.com]

i flove you nealllll.
bitches were out of control like woah. it is ridic that he even has to post this. srsly.
and what is up with his entirely unnecessary eloquence? *loves him moar*


also-what is this you say about a fancy prep skool?