"not even bart bass hates babies."

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liveblogging! \o/


man, i don't know if it's my tv or something, but holy shit does jenny humphrey look skeletally skinny.

yay, chuck/blair!

blair and serena's friends are so vapid, lol.

omg chuck is totally going to be dan's bukowski! A+++! incidentally, i just read post office a few months ago and loved it; read it if you haven't.

HAHAHA I CALLED IT.

"i don't think of you." oh chuck, ilu.

"are you gay?" AHAHAHAHA.

oh hell, blair is going to kill jenny.

omg, what on earth are chuck and dan getting up to? i hope they make out. :D :D :D

i can't wait to hear who bought the photo of lily.

oh, HEE, blair ratting out jenny ftw.

"how do you know so many twins?" lolz.

ahahaha dan is so fucked up.

it's already the next day? boo, i wanted to see dan failfully trying to get home to brooklyn.

charlie trout the young mephistopheles. LOVE.

oh dan, you'd better not fuck chuck over. >:O he's chuck bass.

people better start being nicer to my bb blair or i may have to cut a bitch.

and chuck, too, for that mattter. boooo, bart. :(((((

did chuck "accidentally" call that girl a whore on purpose? because lol.

hee, dan and chuck in jail together, excellent.

awww, chuck. :(

oh hell, bart bought the mapplethorpe to have it destroyed?

serena and all her dumb friends are going to fill in, right? meh.

i'm kind of over the whole ~serena's fabulousness cannot be contained~ thing. eh.

so leyt's see, serena is wearing jenny's party dress which means it's probably one she made and blair inadvertently just got jenny a ton of publicity. YEP. gah, i am not loving this ep. blair needs to be winning more please.

hm, maybe blair and little j will end up friends after all.

oh hell, chuck finding dan's notes. eep.

ahahahaha the leather dudes in the cell with dan!

oh god, jenny, rufus is going to ~kill~ you.

oh and there he is. EEP.

omg, serena, you are dead to me.

jenny, you are like 12, who cares about your career?

blaaaaaaaaaair. *holds her*

holy hell, the next ep looks ridic!







****SPACE TO PROTECT FROM HEROES SPOILERZ****








heroes:

is angela for real or is she just fucking with him?

holy hell, did angela just leave that girl in there so he could take her power?

OMG NATHAN PETRELLI SAID MY NAME.

future!peter is such a dick.

YAY WEEVIL!

hey, poughkeepsie! i've been there. :D

ok, these dudes that peter/weevil is with are scary and crazy.

wtf is up with quinto's eyebrows? they look even more insane than usual.

as much as i enjoy looking at milo, i would like for weevil!peter to start looking like francis plz.

sylar/noah ftw? where is elle? that's what i would like to know.

yay, speedgirl! daphne, rather.

ahahahaha she called hiro pikachu.

OMG THE HAITIAN!

mmmm, senator petrelli.

holy hell, that dude punching through the other dude was all sorts of alarming. D:

hee, matt and his african dude! \o/

ok, wtf at these paintings?

SIDEBAR: is this show sanctuary on sci-fi going to be any good?

i really could do without hiro, tbh. i love masi and all, but eh.

omg, is matt going to have a bb with speedgirl? ok, or not.

so this dude is african!isaac. ok.

oh hell, scary!guy is on to peter. don't hurt him plz! :(

ahahahaha sylarrrrrrrr. the accent! <3

oh god, whose funeral is this? niki's?

OK CREEPY.

awwww micah! <3

so niki/jessica/tracy are...separated triplets, or something?

OMG ANDO KNOCKED OUT THE HAITIAN WTF! lol. :(

oh, weevil's power is pretty fancy!

whoa, timefreeze...sylar? oh, future!peter, of course.

yay, francis! oh shit, not yay. D:

wtf are claire and meredith doing, exactly?

ok, noah/sylar is pretty ace.

waterboarding? lol.

ok, this ~trial by fire~ thing that meredith is doing is pretty hardcore. also awesome.

SYLAR NO DON'T DO IT. D:

ok, quinto's little "miss something?" plug for NBC made me squee a little.

awww, speedgirl! :(

claire is SO peacing out of the cheerleader retreat. :/

"i CREATED you"???? wtf!

is matt eating peyote or some shit? wtf.

mmmm, nathan.

i don't understand why claire has all that paper.

whoa, no killing sylar plz!

OMG NEXT WEEK!SYLAR LOOKS A+++++++++++++

Comments

[leila82.livejournal.com]

SYLAR JUST TOTALLY KILLED ME! BUT IN A GOOD WAY OMG.

srsly, i haven't ever actually cracked up at Heroes, but I just did...

[leila82.livejournal.com]

also, i think jessica = tracy, and she wasn't really deaded. Although, triplets could work, also.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

yeah, i was thinking about that too, that jessica had been alive all along and living as tracy. that...probably makes much more sense. :D

[estellegetty.livejournal.com]

i'm surprised you liked blair so much, i thought she was so whiny and unappealing in this episode, ugh. i was actually on serena's side until the final minutes, of course, lol. and i'm never on serena's side.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i *always* like blair, bb. she could light the entire school on fire just to watch everyone scream and die and she would still be my blairbear. :P

[15north.livejournal.com]

I watched half of Gossip Girl and then some bits and pieces during HIMYM commercials, but I never liked Serena and now I like her even less.

SYLAR. I love that my boy is getting more plots.

[15north.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I think Dr. Zimmerman is kind of like a scientist/biologist (or whatever, I'm not a science whiz) who made Niki/Jessica/Tracy (and possibly some more). Or triplets work. IDK.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

yeah, my triplet theory came before the whole "i created you" bit. it sounds like he was, like...breeding ali larters or something. creepy! and also good news for ali, since they could theoretically kill her off all they want and she can always come back. :P

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i've never been into serena either - she's usually boring to me, and i'm tired of the notion that she is just too much perfection for this world. she's beautiful and all but i just find her really bland. and nobody is allowed to be a bitch to blair. D:

SYLAR! \o/ \o/ \o/

[anglichanka.livejournal.com]

I love, love, love Quinto so much, even though he reminds me of one of my firm's clients. Quinto/Coleman are WIN chemistry. Meredith totally freaked me out for a second, there. And poor Micah!

Also WIN is Ed Westwick's American Voice, especially when it's all low-like, when asking "are you gay?" and telling sad mommy stories. I tried listening to an interview EW did for the CW online and I was just like, "No, this isn't right. He doesn't sound right with this real voice!"

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

quinto is super awesome. nathan petrelli will never not be my favorite (the pasdar >>>>> all, or so say my girl parts), but sylar is probably my #3 at this point. *waves lonely little "i ♥ elle" flag* the noah/sylar partnership is awesome and i hope it keeps going for a while. i also really wonder if angela is full of shit, and she's just telling sylar she's his mother to fuck with his head, and he'll get all "yay, i have a family" and semi-normal, and then find out she's been lying and go on a hardcore brain-eatingstealing rampage.[/ramble]

ed westwick is a hot mess of WIN. ugh, that boy.

[sarah82.livejournal.com]

my vote for the niki/jessica/etc... clones perhaps?

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's what i'm thinking at this point, that doctor dude was experimenting and produced a handful of ali larters.

[barrelofthegun.livejournal.com]

I'm so over Hiro & Ando. Their story lines do usually end up being important, but I don't find them that interesting, at least not in the last 2 seasons.

I can't believe they killed off Weevil already! Life is just so unfair. We never did really get a Weevil/VM reunion.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

hiro and ando are only really entertaining when they're with other, more interesting characters. it's been the case every season; you'd think they would stop sending them back to japan all the damn time. :/

and no, we really didn't get proper weevil/vm. :( i think that him being there when she regained consciousness down on level 5 was a little fan shoutout, but i was hoping for something much more significant. :(

[heartsfortress.livejournal.com]

the only good thing about this ep of Gossip Girl was Chuck asking Dan, "are you gay?"

SO. MUCH. FAIL.

i am over Serena/Little J/Blair failing

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i really liked all the chuck/dan stuff. i really like chuck anything, tho, so i'm easy.

I DO NOT APPROVE OF ALL THE BLAIR!FAIL, LIKE, AT ALL. >:O

i heard "so what" on the radio a little while ago and i want to make a blair video to it, heh. <3333