not to mention i still hate you.

[semisweet]

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME THERE WAS A FUCKING BAT IN MY FUCKING HOUSE?

FAIL FAIL FAIL

i have no fucking idea how it got in. no idea. scott killed it. it's gone now.

BUT THERE WAS A BAT. IN MY HOUSE.

I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BAT IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE, WHAT THE FUCK.

Comments

[save-the-girl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

True story: In like seventh grade I was at my friend's house and there were bats coming down her chimney! We literally had to run from them and shut the doors so they couldn't fly it. It was so bizarre.

[thefreshchuff.livejournal.com]

OH GOD! I had a bat on my front step two days ago. WTF IS WITH THIS NONSENSE? IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN.

[heartsfortress.livejournal.com]

NO WAY, ME TOO!

=O

It's a conspiracy, dammit!

[letloverule42.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK OMG THAT'S SO SCARY.

[fluffers.livejournal.com]

Are you in bat country?
Ah, bats. Good times. Except when they get inside your cabin at summer camp and you have 10 little girls screaming their shrill girly screams even though it's just sitting there in the rafters, like, tryin'a take a nap. And they have no faith in your assertion that if you leave the window open, it WILL fly out, and they make you go get a boy to take care of it.

[plausible.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. We had a baby bat in our attic once and it came down and was just chilling on my brother's wall (his room had the door to the attic). We had to trap it in a tupperware case to get it outside, lol.

[blindmadness.livejournal.com]

jklsasjfldsf omg terrifying. O___O We've had snakes twice or thrice, but never BATS oh god scaryyyy. ;____;

[very-vogue.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad you're okay, bb.

[cinandtonic.livejournal.com]

EEP! Oh no!

[jkpolk.livejournal.com]

He killed it? :( aww. Sad. They're cute. We had one in our house once and it was hell to get him out because we had huge ceilings but eventually he fell asleep on a window screen and we caught him.

They're adorable when you're not scared of them landing in your hair.

[hearthisvoice.livejournal.com]

POOP! POOP IS RAINING FROM THE CEILING! D:

That does not sound shib, bb.

[blushingblaze.livejournal.com]

Oh holy shit, dude. NOT COOL. Did you do a drop and roll a la Angela Martin?

At least you have a big, strong boyfriend to kill it!

[reesestar.livejournal.com]

i found a bat in my bedroom once. but i live above the lemp/cherokee caverns. what's scarier is those caves are connected to an underground pool/ballroom connected to the lemp mansion which is always on unsolved mysteries and mtv's fear and those haunted house tv shows. it was probably some vampire.

i also found a turkey in my basement once. (some hicks thought HUNTING IN THE CITY would be cool)
and an elepant got loose on my street momentarily and i thought it was an earthquake. (bill murray was shooting larger than life)

i have strange animal luck. i also found a baby kangaroo at a flea market and my dad was going to but it until my mom tries smacking reality into us and wouldn't let him.

[faith21.livejournal.com]

that is epic fail. bad universe.