knockin' me out with those american thighs.

i am home. whatever.

david cook and michael johns did drunken karaoke tonight.

brb dying of lulz

you know you love me.

when you see this on your flist, quote gossip girl.

Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair: (sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: You don't say.

xoxo

EDIT BECAUSE ALSO WE ALL NEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. ETC.

learned to be a man without losing the boy in you.

OMG TRAVIS MCCOY SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR PUPPIES JFC.

♥___♥

in memory of what we used to call 'in love.'

( gossip girl 2x01 - summer kind of wonderful. )

when i look at the television i wanna see me staring right back at me.

fall tv schedule 'cause all the cool kids are doing it.

( trapped in a box. )