he's married to slutty mcslutterman!
Dec. 18th, 2006 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
semisweeti have to start figuring out how to limit my capping. WHY MUST THESE TWO BE SO PRETTY?!?!
um, if you have dial-up, just leave. it's not because i don't love you; it's because i do.
the o.c. 4x07 - the chrismukk-huh?
on a darkish and semi-ominous newport morning...
...ryan drank his coffee as usual.
he was hesitant to invite taylor to chrismukkah.
finally, he says he will, but he's not sure about the whole thing.
taylor, on the other hand, was quite confident. and cheery!
lean meat.
christmas with my mom?! oh noes!
off to bring ryan some christmas cheer.
passing on aunt cindy and her whip-its.
back at casa de cohen, ryan is brooding over some dead skinny girl.
"feliz navidad!" XD
taylor would NEVER give up that easily.
"poor ryan; all of his muscles are so developed except for the ones in his mouth." (BEST, part 1.)
not ryan's girlfriend.
not a feelings-hurter.
autumn reeser makes the best faces EVAR. ♥
hot-steaming-pile-of-rejection recipient.
holiday-themed-rejection giver.
watch out, ryan! she could maybe take you.
eeep!
boom goes the dynamite? :/
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
WELCOME TO ALT-WORLD! (ZOMG SPOILER!)
they're even pretty when they're all broken-barbie-esque!
ryan is concerned for his lady love.
but only her heart is hurt.
autumn reeser continues to make the best faces.
oh wow, he offered her ice! so sweet.
"i hope you grill your face." (BEST, part 2. also, jim halpert shoutout? you decide.)
ryan's first major wtf of the day.
i will never not find this type of "look fast just in case" double take funny.
alt-kiki is a giant bitch, but she looks HOT.
street urchin.
mad props to ben for amazing subtle comedy. he moves one face muscle, like, a millimeter and i giggle. ♥
alt-seth is kind of too lame to seem like a real person, but it's amusing.
alt-ryan is still hisboyfriend rescuer.
rachel ROCKED that wedding gown. gorgeous, srsly.
alt-sandy's eyebrows are still intact, whew.
i'm choosing to believe this doesn't mean alt-sandy is a republican. :O
ack, real world! ryan is in the hospital, woe.
at least they gave him a cute roommate.
ryan hates alt-worldas much as he hated roger.
"ryan? is that you?"
i'm going to be quiet for a minute -- i found this moment really sweet.
"i found you." *squish*
(yes, these all look the same but they're not, stfu.)
taylor theorizes.
oh-so-romantic fake punch in the arm.
testing for asleep-ness.
...
...
ow?
taylor had a sci-fi phase.
ryan is...surprised? really? lol. of COURSE she did.
"i know the way back to the real world."
"does it involve me dating you?" (BEST, part 3a.)
"well well, look who's funny in alt-world!" (BEST, part 3b.)
someone is in trouble.
someone.
che chester the newport bobblehead. also, chester > che, y/n?
off to do recon.
(if the rest isn't loading for you *waves at
sheedy
* click here to continue.)
recon.
jimmy cooper!!!111!one! he needs to not be married to kirsten, but still...!!
OMG SO MUCH NO.
taylor concurs.
bad kitten. ^>.<^ (that was my attempt at a cat. kind of? no? hmm.)
still not ryan's girlfriend.
ryan has gossip!
taylor's is crazier.
pwned by taylor townsend in the gossip department.
this bit kind of annoys me because i hated marissa.
but ben just rocks this scene. it's all in the eyes.
hasn't had to pee.
good for taylor, letting him go. that's my girl.
awww. :(
*hugs her*
not marissa! \o/
alt-minicoop looks amazing. and still has a dead sister. sorry, kid.
taylor is supportive.
ryanbroods considers the implications.
consolation (and good sense, yay!) by taylor.
pretty.
"has anyone ever said 'no' to you?"
"once, and i pushed him off the roof."
"kidding." (aka, this sequence = BEST, part 4.)
their first party date!
i love how taylor is kind of running the whole thing.
while ryan goes off to deal with seth...
taylor spots...
alt-taylor! :O
she's a boy!
aaaand her mom's still a big horrible bitch.
ryan cannot deal with this.
this being GIANT CRYBABY SETH OMG.
but it DOES bring out the cute in ben, hee.
alt-bros. ♥
taylor works somelittle pixie spy magic on kirsten.
team townwood strategy session.
"hey, wouldn't this actually be fun, you know, if you were actually doing it with somebody who you wanted to date?"
"go."
"ok, i'll stop."
hotness.
so taylor works on che.
ryan talks to julie.
"mail truck!"
(did that remind anyone else of when whoopi goldberg yelled "ditto!" to demi moore in ghost?)
our favorite tag team peer out at the work they've done.
taylor notices her mom being a bitch. AGAIN.
alt-taylor is gorgeous. and nice touch putting him in the same color as real taylor.
four freakin' fabulous faces. (and some alliteration, woo!)
"you bitch!"
omg.
"oh my god!"
ryan to the rescue.
he's proud of her! ♥
doesn't hear rain.
busted.
hey ryan, welcome to a place called AWKWARD.
ryan feels that taylor will explain.
and taylor is TOTALLY willing to explain. no problem!
except there IS a problem.
ryan is concerned.
taylor knows she has to go.
"hang on, i have to findmy girlfriend taylor!"
but ryan finds himself alone in alt-world. :(
meanwhile, taylor returns to real!newport.
and very adorably asks ryan to join her.
ryan speechifies.
he has to wind things up when the cops show up, sadly.
real taylor has accepted that her mom is a giant hateful bitch.
ryan's in alt-jail with alt-santa and his alt-hat/vomit catcher, ew.
in the real world, he gets a letter put by his head.
alt-ryan reads the letter emotionally, while sad music plays.
and he says goodbye forever to the skinny dead girl, yay! (sorry, y'all. not a fan. obvs.)
back in the real world, taylor's waiting.
"hey."
(there are a lot of caps here that look kind of the same, but they're not. i just couldn't help myself; ryan was SO cute in this scene.
i don't know how taylor didn't climb onto the bed IMMEDIATELY and snuggle him.)
"hi."
"i just had the weirdest dream...
...you were in it, i think."
"that's so funny -- i think you were in my dream, too."
"can't remember what it was, though."
"me either."
"i'm really glad you're here." (BBBEEESSSTTT, part 5-20.)
"everything's going to be ok." "yeah, i know." ♥
arm around waist!!!
pulling her closer!!!
best chrismukkah ever?!
the end.
um, if you have dial-up, just leave. it's not because i don't love you; it's because i do.
the o.c. 4x07 - the chrismukk-huh?
on a darkish and semi-ominous newport morning...
...ryan drank his coffee as usual.
he was hesitant to invite taylor to chrismukkah.
finally, he says he will, but he's not sure about the whole thing.
taylor, on the other hand, was quite confident. and cheery!
lean meat.
christmas with my mom?! oh noes!
off to bring ryan some christmas cheer.
passing on aunt cindy and her whip-its.
back at casa de cohen, ryan is brooding over some dead skinny girl.
"feliz navidad!" XD
taylor would NEVER give up that easily.
"poor ryan; all of his muscles are so developed except for the ones in his mouth." (BEST, part 1.)
not ryan's girlfriend.
not a feelings-hurter.
autumn reeser makes the best faces EVAR. ♥
hot-steaming-pile-of-rejection recipient.
holiday-themed-rejection giver.
watch out, ryan! she could maybe take you.
eeep!
boom goes the dynamite? :/
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
WELCOME TO ALT-WORLD! (ZOMG SPOILER!)
they're even pretty when they're all broken-barbie-esque!
ryan is concerned for his lady love.
but only her heart is hurt.
autumn reeser continues to make the best faces.
oh wow, he offered her ice! so sweet.
"i hope you grill your face." (BEST, part 2. also, jim halpert shoutout? you decide.)
ryan's first major wtf of the day.
i will never not find this type of "look fast just in case" double take funny.
alt-kiki is a giant bitch, but she looks HOT.
street urchin.
mad props to ben for amazing subtle comedy. he moves one face muscle, like, a millimeter and i giggle. ♥
alt-seth is kind of too lame to seem like a real person, but it's amusing.
alt-ryan is still his
rachel ROCKED that wedding gown. gorgeous, srsly.
alt-sandy's eyebrows are still intact, whew.
i'm choosing to believe this doesn't mean alt-sandy is a republican. :O
ack, real world! ryan is in the hospital, woe.
at least they gave him a cute roommate.
ryan hates alt-world
"ryan? is that you?"
i'm going to be quiet for a minute -- i found this moment really sweet.
"i found you." *squish*
(yes, these all look the same but they're not, stfu.)
taylor theorizes.
oh-so-romantic fake punch in the arm.
testing for asleep-ness.
...
...
ow?
taylor had a sci-fi phase.
ryan is...surprised? really? lol. of COURSE she did.
"i know the way back to the real world."
"does it involve me dating you?" (BEST, part 3a.)
"well well, look who's funny in alt-world!" (BEST, part 3b.)
someone is in trouble.
someone.
off to do recon.
(if the rest isn't loading for you *waves at
sheedy* click here to continue.)
recon.
jimmy cooper!!!111!one! he needs to not be married to kirsten, but still...!!
OMG SO MUCH NO.
taylor concurs.
bad kitten. ^>.<^ (that was my attempt at a cat. kind of? no? hmm.)
still not ryan's girlfriend.
ryan has gossip!
taylor's is crazier.
pwned by taylor townsend in the gossip department.
this bit kind of annoys me because i hated marissa.
but ben just rocks this scene. it's all in the eyes.
hasn't had to pee.
good for taylor, letting him go. that's my girl.
awww. :(
*hugs her*
not marissa! \o/
alt-minicoop looks amazing. and still has a dead sister. sorry, kid.
taylor is supportive.
ryan
consolation (and good sense, yay!) by taylor.
pretty.
"has anyone ever said 'no' to you?"
"once, and i pushed him off the roof."
"kidding." (aka, this sequence = BEST, part 4.)
their first party date!
i love how taylor is kind of running the whole thing.
while ryan goes off to deal with seth...
taylor spots...
alt-taylor! :O
she's a boy!
aaaand her mom's still a big horrible bitch.
ryan cannot deal with this.
this being GIANT CRYBABY SETH OMG.
but it DOES bring out the cute in ben, hee.
alt-bros. ♥
taylor works some
team townwood strategy session.
"hey, wouldn't this actually be fun, you know, if you were actually doing it with somebody who you wanted to date?"
"go."
"ok, i'll stop."
hotness.
so taylor works on che.
ryan talks to julie.
"mail truck!"
(did that remind anyone else of when whoopi goldberg yelled "ditto!" to demi moore in ghost?)
our favorite tag team peer out at the work they've done.
taylor notices her mom being a bitch. AGAIN.
alt-taylor is gorgeous. and nice touch putting him in the same color as real taylor.
four freakin' fabulous faces. (and some alliteration, woo!)
"you bitch!"
omg.
"oh my god!"
ryan to the rescue.
he's proud of her! ♥
doesn't hear rain.
busted.
hey ryan, welcome to a place called AWKWARD.
ryan feels that taylor will explain.
and taylor is TOTALLY willing to explain. no problem!
except there IS a problem.
ryan is concerned.
taylor knows she has to go.
"hang on, i have to find
but ryan finds himself alone in alt-world. :(
meanwhile, taylor returns to real!newport.
and very adorably asks ryan to join her.
ryan speechifies.
he has to wind things up when the cops show up, sadly.
real taylor has accepted that her mom is a giant hateful bitch.
ryan's in alt-jail with alt-santa and his alt-hat/vomit catcher, ew.
in the real world, he gets a letter put by his head.
alt-ryan reads the letter emotionally, while sad music plays.
and he says goodbye forever to the skinny dead girl, yay! (sorry, y'all. not a fan. obvs.)
back in the real world, taylor's waiting.
"hey."
(there are a lot of caps here that look kind of the same, but they're not. i just couldn't help myself; ryan was SO cute in this scene.
i don't know how taylor didn't climb onto the bed IMMEDIATELY and snuggle him.)
"hi."
"i just had the weirdest dream...
...you were in it, i think."
"that's so funny -- i think you were in my dream, too."
"can't remember what it was, though."
"me either."
"i'm really glad you're here." (BBBEEESSSTTT, part 5-20.)
"everything's going to be ok." "yeah, i know." ♥
arm around waist!!!
pulling her closer!!!
best chrismukkah ever?!
the end.
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Date: 2006-12-20 02:49 am (UTC)AR does seriously make THE BEST facial expressions, and how much did I LOVE gossip queen Ryan? A lot.
This made my night. Off to hunt down your other R/T cappified recaps.
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Date: 2006-12-20 08:35 am (UTC)obviously i will be friending you back.
gossip queen ryan is amazing. and so unexpected. but WONDERFUL.