ten minutes in heaven.
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the o.c. 4x06 - the summer bummer
previously on the o.c. there was this.
it was followed by this.
and now, this week, we have this.
ryan looks like that because of this!
it sounds like this.
ryan is flabbergasted by HIS OWN FANTASY, lol.
i doubt marissa's this flexible. or, uh...was this flexible.
"what's cooking, ryan?"
*sounds of screeching tires and the record needle being yanked off and something crashing into a brick wall*
not the kind of schmearing ryan had in mind.
"SETH I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"
"can't hear you, there's a bagel on my ear, bro!"
later, back at the poolhouse...
ryan spots something!
guess this answers the question of whether he's a butt guy.
taylor thinks ryan's a dirty, dirty boy.
ryan reluctantly opens up to kirsten.
who obviously shares my otp. XD
she works on ryan's skepticism.
while heading to the handsome turkey, ryan thinks he hears something.
ZOMG.
taylor is shiny and innocent!
ryan cannot deal. run, ryan, run! what a girl.
despite her cute hairdo, taylor is filled with woe.
taylor's a bit of a lipbiter.
kinky, ryan thinks.
blogger. gee, what a dork, spending all that time blogging on the internets. o.o
"I'M ASKING YOU OUT, SPAZ."
"oh."
"wait. what?"
blog schmog!
smiley-faced emoticon! taylor is giddy!
ryan is...ryan!
"a simple yes would do."
"yes." ♥
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, thinks taylor.
later, at the comic book store, sparks are flying!
hmm, wait. that's not as sparky.
aha! there are our sparks!
they have apparently become 12.
and now ryan will PROVE that he's 12.
is he really...
he's going for it...
THE MAD PIMP SKILLZ OF RYAN ATWOOD, LADIES & GENTLEMEN.
taylor appreciates the brady bunch approach, evidently.
ryan's ready to make his move!
taylor is ready!
FAILURE TO LAUNCH! ABORT, ABORT! GET IN THE GAME, ATWOOD! WTF!
taylor agrees with me.
ryan thinks this is too weird.
taylor thinks ryan is kind of an ass.
weird.
sandy fake-seths while ryan ponders talking to taylor.
the store is closed. time to make his move!
BOO!
ryan looks suspiciously as if ben is trying not to laugh.
"i guess you're not THAT scared of me."
who's this jackass?
this is roger!
*hates roger*
taylor thinks it'sbribery kismet!
*hates roger*
*hates roger a lot*
taylor flirts withher rented homosexual roger.
ryan continues to hate roger.
back at the poolhouse again, ryan watches some tv.
damn, atwood, what channel is that, hmmm?
ryan is extra adorable when confounded by his own libido.
despite seth's misgivings, ryan decides to go get him some townsend.
that's not taylor! it's a rented homosexual, and a brand-new homosexual!
"that sounds like taylor."
finally, ryan spots the object of hispedestrian yet hot fantasies affection.
"what if i did rent a homosexual for the evening..."
...and pay him with rare collectibles from asian cinema?"
"you're kind of insane."
"what, like this is news?"
ryan isn't ready for a girlfriend.
taylor can handle this, oh yes.
patented townsend bang adjustment (she should charge peter petrelli some royalties.) of hotness.
"just because i want to use your body as a jungle gym, doesn't mean we have to get married."
THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING A GIRL HAS EVER SAID TO ME!", ryan thinks.
taylor thinks ryan is sweet and smart and a great guy.
and hot. did she mention hot?
SO.
FREAKING.
CUTE.
normal moment.
"have you ever played seven minutes in heaven?"
i think ryan may've heard of it. :D
ok, you really don't need me to talk anymore. just enjoy theseven eight nine ten minutes of SQUEEEEE.
and you can listen to this.
*smokes 10,000 packs of cigarettes*
previously on the o.c. there was this.
it was followed by this.
and now, this week, we have this.
ryan looks like that because of this!
it sounds like this.
ryan is flabbergasted by HIS OWN FANTASY, lol.
i doubt marissa's this flexible. or, uh...was this flexible.
"what's cooking, ryan?"
*sounds of screeching tires and the record needle being yanked off and something crashing into a brick wall*
not the kind of schmearing ryan had in mind.
"SETH I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"
"can't hear you, there's a bagel on my ear, bro!"
later, back at the poolhouse...
ryan spots something!
guess this answers the question of whether he's a butt guy.
taylor thinks ryan's a dirty, dirty boy.
ryan reluctantly opens up to kirsten.
who obviously shares my otp. XD
she works on ryan's skepticism.
while heading to the handsome turkey, ryan thinks he hears something.
ZOMG.
taylor is shiny and innocent!
ryan cannot deal. run, ryan, run! what a girl.
despite her cute hairdo, taylor is filled with woe.
taylor's a bit of a lipbiter.
kinky, ryan thinks.
blogger. gee, what a dork, spending all that time blogging on the internets. o.o
"I'M ASKING YOU OUT, SPAZ."
"oh."
"wait. what?"
blog schmog!
smiley-faced emoticon! taylor is giddy!
ryan is...ryan!
"a simple yes would do."
"yes." ♥
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, thinks taylor.
later, at the comic book store, sparks are flying!
hmm, wait. that's not as sparky.
aha! there are our sparks!
they have apparently become 12.
and now ryan will PROVE that he's 12.
is he really...
he's going for it...
THE MAD PIMP SKILLZ OF RYAN ATWOOD, LADIES & GENTLEMEN.
taylor appreciates the brady bunch approach, evidently.
ryan's ready to make his move!
taylor is ready!
FAILURE TO LAUNCH! ABORT, ABORT! GET IN THE GAME, ATWOOD! WTF!
taylor agrees with me.
ryan thinks this is too weird.
taylor thinks ryan is kind of an ass.
weird.
sandy fake-seths while ryan ponders talking to taylor.
the store is closed. time to make his move!
BOO!
ryan looks suspiciously as if ben is trying not to laugh.
"i guess you're not THAT scared of me."
who's this jackass?
this is roger!
*hates roger*
taylor thinks it's
*hates roger*
*hates roger a lot*
taylor flirts with
ryan continues to hate roger.
back at the poolhouse again, ryan watches some tv.
damn, atwood, what channel is that, hmmm?
ryan is extra adorable when confounded by his own libido.
despite seth's misgivings, ryan decides to go get him some townsend.
that's not taylor! it's a rented homosexual, and a brand-new homosexual!
"that sounds like taylor."
finally, ryan spots the object of his
"what if i did rent a homosexual for the evening..."
...and pay him with rare collectibles from asian cinema?"
"you're kind of insane."
"what, like this is news?"
ryan isn't ready for a girlfriend.
taylor can handle this, oh yes.
patented townsend bang adjustment (she should charge peter petrelli some royalties.) of hotness.
"just because i want to use your body as a jungle gym, doesn't mean we have to get married."
THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING A GIRL HAS EVER SAID TO ME!", ryan thinks.
taylor thinks ryan is sweet and smart and a great guy.
and hot. did she mention hot?
SO.
FREAKING.
CUTE.
normal moment.
"have you ever played seven minutes in heaven?"
i think ryan may've heard of it. :D
ok, you really don't need me to talk anymore. just enjoy the
and you can listen to this.
*smokes 10,000 packs of cigarettes*
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Date: 2006-12-10 02:24 am (UTC)that is an awesome phrase right there. ♥