say my name and his in the same breath.

01. HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

02. it's like they want people to write gay porn about them

[TOTALLY RELEVANT SIDEBAR, COURTESY OF GABE SAPORTA VIA BINA - I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT, THEY ARE ACTUALLY, LIKE, ART PATRONS OR SOMETHING NICE LIKE THAT. AND IDK WHY THIS IS CAPSLOCKED BUT I'M COMMITTED NOW I GUESS. ANYWAY: "I'm a fan of anything that can encourage people to be creative," he says. "I'm only able to do what I do now because I was inspired by the bands I grew up listening to. Whatever makes kids think and imagine and create and write is awesome... and if they want to write stories about me sucking my friend's dick, that's cool."

CLEARLY THEY ARE TAKING A PAGE OUT OF DR. SAPORTA'S BOOK.]

03. MORE HAHAHAHAHA

eta: aw, signing autographs while lying on the floor? really bb?

"kill" is NOT the word that i wanna say!

oh god, fall out boy (AND YOU ESPECIALLY, STUMP), please never stop, uh, anything that you do.

omg, the outtakes. rofl. <3333333333333333