tea is the new torte.
Dec. 1st, 2006 03:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
semisweeti will never admit how long i actually spent on this. if you're on dial-up, be afraid. (i'll post the actual ep in a minute in a locked entry.)
the o.c. 4x05 - the sleeping beauty.
so here we have seth and ryan.
ryan can't sleep. seth...can.
the next morning, taylor just happens to be in the neighborhood.
so she offers to bring ryan his coffee.
then, she looks like this. (easy girl!)
because ryan looks like this.
and so she's at his command. anything he wants. ANYTHING.
ryan wants his shirt.
"zomg ryan is sooooo funny!"
"she said ryan was funny." *snicker*
later, at seth's work, taylor has a shocking confession!
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERYBODY."
"find out if he likes me, pleeeeeeeeeeeease?!"
so ryan's like "hello."
and seth's like "hey, how about a new girlfriend?"
and ryan's like "huh?"
and seth's like "hey, nothing. didn't say anything."
taylor is filled with defeat.
until the lightbulb of fake sleep therapy pops into her head!
3:02. poolhouse. ryan's reading -- and his phone rings.
"RYAN, YOU POOR THING. I LOVE YOU, LET ME SEDUCE YOU!!!"
"i am mildly annoyed, but ok. and by 'seduce' you mean 'help me sleep, right?'"
\o/
"eeee!"
"ugh."
ryan wants to die.
taylor is trying not to die.
ryan is skeptical.
taylor, on the other hand, is just spitballing.
spitballing, it seems, with remarkable precision!
taylor sends ryan on his way.
and then flails a bit.
nothing to see here!
:D :D :D
"they call it win-win for a reason, SETH." respect the ryan/taylor, dude!
ryan becomes suspicious. or maybe he's just brooding?
that night, back in the poolhouse, ryan finds...
our heroine, taylor townsend!
she's ready!
ryan is once again skeptical, this time about her (very cute) sheep jammies.
taylor defends her pjs.
"you don't like me, do you?"
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
"of course i like you, buddy! pal! *punch on the shoulder*"
*gestures of like liking*
"of course not!"
"ok."
"ok, how about i rub you now?"
"oh boy."
"oh yeah."
in the morning, it is awkward.
seth is disapproving.
taylor is cute and kind of desperate.
ryan is on to taylor, it seems.
taylor ponders exactly how much life can suck at any given moment.
conclusion: a lot.
roberts-cooper-townsend mansion of woe.
emo taylor.
cutest ever alert! in 5...4...3...2...1.
taylor is thrilled that SOMEBODY appreciates her hot ass.
HOTNESS ALERT!
that's right, atwood! rawr! say it!
ryan, the shocking non-dancer.
*vamps*
*follows all zombielike*
taylor is happpppppppy.
joking!ryan. (don't tell anyone.)
"i'm not going to date taylor."
damn. now she might tell people about my joke.
"i must be crazy."
"you're not crazy."
"oh really? here's all the secret things about you that prove why i'm crazy."
"HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?"
because she hearts you, dummy! not all girls are as pointless as marissa, thank god.
"i don't wanna do that. i wanna be MORE than that." (tm jim halpert!)
oops.
*is so over this*
taylor's giving up...
but the jedi master uses the force...
so while ryan's in the poolhouse...
guess who shows up?!
taylor is conflicted.
ryan thinks she's amazing. (!!!)
(which she is.)
"uh, didn't we kiss already?"
"didn't count! let's go again!"
*concedes*
*wins forever*
OK, SHHHHHHHHHHHH. NO TALKING. JUST ADMIRE THE PRETTY.
ryan looks...impressed, confused, and like he's thinking about brooding soon.
taylor does not think this is good.
*is all swoony*
"whoa." (squee!)
and finally, the non-sleeping beauty gets his sleep.
all it took was a kiss from the princess.
the end. ♥
when taylor asks ryan to dance:
the song they dance to:
(thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
belle_1220 for this!)
the end of the episode:
i made all of the caps -- feel free to do whatever you'd like with them. just don't hotlink.
so here we have seth and ryan.
ryan can't sleep. seth...can.
the next morning, taylor just happens to be in the neighborhood.
so she offers to bring ryan his coffee.
then, she looks like this. (easy girl!)
because ryan looks like this.
and so she's at his command. anything he wants. ANYTHING.
ryan wants his shirt.
"zomg ryan is sooooo funny!"
"she said ryan was funny." *snicker*
later, at seth's work, taylor has a shocking confession!
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERYBODY."
"find out if he likes me, pleeeeeeeeeeeease?!"
so ryan's like "hello."
and seth's like "hey, how about a new girlfriend?"
and ryan's like "huh?"
and seth's like "hey, nothing. didn't say anything."
taylor is filled with defeat.
until the lightbulb of fake sleep therapy pops into her head!
3:02. poolhouse. ryan's reading -- and his phone rings.
"RYAN, YOU POOR THING. I LOVE YOU, LET ME SEDUCE YOU!!!"
"i am mildly annoyed, but ok. and by 'seduce' you mean 'help me sleep, right?'"
\o/
"eeee!"
"ugh."
ryan wants to die.
taylor is trying not to die.
ryan is skeptical.
taylor, on the other hand, is just spitballing.
spitballing, it seems, with remarkable precision!
taylor sends ryan on his way.
and then flails a bit.
nothing to see here!
:D :D :D
"they call it win-win for a reason, SETH." respect the ryan/taylor, dude!
ryan becomes suspicious. or maybe he's just brooding?
that night, back in the poolhouse, ryan finds...
our heroine, taylor townsend!
she's ready!
ryan is once again skeptical, this time about her (very cute) sheep jammies.
taylor defends her pjs.
"you don't like me, do you?"
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
"of course i like you, buddy! pal! *punch on the shoulder*"
*gestures of like liking*
"of course not!"
"ok."
"ok, how about i rub you now?"
"oh boy."
"oh yeah."
in the morning, it is awkward.
seth is disapproving.
taylor is cute and kind of desperate.
ryan is on to taylor, it seems.
taylor ponders exactly how much life can suck at any given moment.
conclusion: a lot.
roberts-cooper-townsend mansion of woe.
emo taylor.
cutest ever alert! in 5...4...3...2...1.
taylor is thrilled that SOMEBODY appreciates her hot ass.
HOTNESS ALERT!
that's right, atwood! rawr! say it!
ryan, the shocking non-dancer.
*vamps*
*follows all zombielike*
taylor is happpppppppy.
joking!ryan. (don't tell anyone.)
"i'm not going to date taylor."
damn. now she might tell people about my joke.
"i must be crazy."
"you're not crazy."
"oh really? here's all the secret things about you that prove why i'm crazy."
"HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?"
because she hearts you, dummy! not all girls are as pointless as marissa, thank god.
"i don't wanna do that. i wanna be MORE than that." (tm jim halpert!)
oops.
*is so over this*
taylor's giving up...
but the jedi master uses the force...
so while ryan's in the poolhouse...
guess who shows up?!
taylor is conflicted.
ryan thinks she's amazing. (!!!)
(which she is.)
"uh, didn't we kiss already?"
"didn't count! let's go again!"
*concedes*
*wins forever*
OK, SHHHHHHHHHHHH. NO TALKING. JUST ADMIRE THE PRETTY.
ryan looks...impressed, confused, and like he's thinking about brooding soon.
taylor does not think this is good.
*is all swoony*
"whoa." (squee!)
and finally, the non-sleeping beauty gets his sleep.
all it took was a kiss from the princess.
the end. ♥
when taylor asks ryan to dance:
the song they dance to:
(thanks to
belle_1220 for this!)the end of the episode:
i made all of the caps -- feel free to do whatever you'd like with them. just don't hotlink.