remember when i was a bird and you were a map?

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things i would like to read, david cook-wise:

~ entourage-style fic in which david is vinnie (obvs), andy skib is eric, andrew is drama and michael johns is turtle, and wacky hijinks ensue. bonus points for the inclusion of jeremy piven in any way, shape, or form. also if vinnie & E suddenly, finally realize their love for one another.

~ a nancy drew-esque romp in which cook and archuleta solve a mystery. omg, or better yet, noir-style. trenchcoats! fedoras! archie as the wide-eyed innocent, cook as the caustic detective and ryan seacrest as the femme fatale!

thing i would like to read, bandom-wise:

~ fic in which ian crawford plots against ryan ross because he wants to replace him in panic. *hides from jovi*

someone should make these things happen.

that is all.

happy saturday, bee-yotches! ♥