take your mama out all night.

[semisweet]

so, scott had to take his car to the shop this morning, which means that i had to follow him there and take him to work, which means i've been up for over an hour already. faillll. *yawns*

anyway, so like. ok. a certain segment of david cook fans have this thing going where they keep making up dorky embarrassing names for fans of all the members of his band? the most recent (and most mortifying) of which is for fans of his drummer, kyle peek. and it is peek-a-boos. i know, right? ugh. and they keep numbered lists, so that someone can declare that they are peek-a-boo #7 or whatthefuckever. i know it's all well-intentioned, but it makes me cringe and facepalm like whoa. i do not support this movement.

HOWEVER. from what i can tell, there is currently no horrible name for fans of the extremely cute bassist, joey clement. probably because nobody could think of anything lame enough to suffice.

so, it's now my goal to make "joe mamas" happen. who's with me? :D

UNRELATED: true blood was all sorts of awesome last night. i jumped, like, three feet at the end. this show just keeps getting better.

i'm so bummed that amy is such a fucking psycho! i knew she had to be some kind of faker, but i felt SO horrible for that poor sad old gay vampire. he just wanted to watch heroes you guys. :(((( when he was screaming and begging, i was hiding behind my hands. i also hid behind my hands when he and lafayette were kissing because it was just all sorts of wrong.

NOT all sorts of wrong, however, is eric! mmmm. hotass viking vampires ftw! i very much enjoyed him taking a bath at bill's and the exchange about texting made me giggle.

sam is SO cute and he bothers me SO much.

i hope tara gets better. i love her sass and all, but girl is clearly suffering.

i died of cute when rene proposed to arlene. he's so hot and i love his cajun accent, and i think it's sweet how accepting he is of bill. and arlene is a total spaz but i find her entertaining. i hope neither of them end up dying at any point.

sookie and bill remain totes otp! all of the stuff with them and arlene's kids was supercute.

i feel sad for what's-his-name with the PTSD from iraq. :(

and again, the ending! ack! i seriously jumped and gasped. *holds sookie*

next week looks insane in a good way, and yay for more eric!

also, theory based on almost nothing: the killer of those chicks and sookie's grandma is that quiet sweet dude whose name i can't remember; the one who told tara she looked pretty and then got yelled at? i'm way suspicious of him. *stares*

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[snarkyrainbow.livejournal.com]

I am insanely fond of this supercute curly headed bassist, but I don't know if I can be called mama, even for him.

[misskatieleigh.livejournal.com]

aren't they already the clementines? *hides*


WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A FAN?

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

BUT JOE MAMA. IT'S FUNNY?

i don't want to be called one either but it made me lol anyway when i thought of it.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

they are?!?!?! oh godddddd, i said that to livehead16 the other day IN JEST. little did i know! /o\

[snarkyrainbow.livejournal.com]

you are quite funny. i loled.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

this is the dumb shit i think about while driving. /o\

[misskatieleigh.livejournal.com]

it is possible that I am wrong. Maybe I saw that comment from you? it is sort of cute tho.....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_workinprogress/]

eh. sorry. I'm not into those numbered lists either. (And didn't that whole thing start with Neal and Andy having Peek-a-bo as their myspace status? They're so adorable. ♥)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_workinprogress/]

WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A FAN?
So much word. Plus, a lot of these names are really kind of stupid. :/

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

nah, the list thing has been happening for a while - people have word nerd numbers and word heroes numbers and FANGurl numbers and assorted other embarassing shit. however, neal and andy's peek-a-boo statuses were A++++ cute. <3

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

meh, i think it's all kind of embarrassing, lol. i just liked "joe mama" 'cause i thought people could make funny t-shirts, lolz.

[defaultcrush.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what i thought they would be.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_workinprogress/]

No, I meant that peek-a-bo thing specifically.

I kind of really dislike "word heroes". He deserves to be fangirled for himself. Not as the guy David Cook is friends with.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

oh, did it really start with them? i just assumed that some enterprising fangirl informed them that they were peek-a-boos 1 and 2 and they found it funny. idk!

i had the same thought about "word heroes" earlier, actually. i think it started to mean people who were fans of both of them, but...yeah. meh.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

psh, don't go acting like this shit is logical! lol. :(

[http://users.livejournal.com/_workinprogress/]

no idea really. I just assumed that status thing came first.

Yeah, I get where the word heroes were coming from, but when I first heard the name, I immediately though oh great. Let's draw attention away from him and onto his more famous friend, make it seem like he's hanging on his coattails.
If there absolutely HAS to be a stupid fanclub name, I vote for skiblets.

But really, what is this obession with lists and falling in line behind the person in front of you. It's very disturbing.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

If there absolutely HAS to be a stupid fanclub name, I vote for skiblets.
god help us all but yeah. :/

idkkkkkkkk. i'm like the biggest most ridiculous fangirl EVAR and i have no desire whatsoever to have a name and a number on some list.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

the most recent (and most mortifying) of which is for fans of his drummer, kyle peek. and it is peek-a-boos.
NO. Just NO. D: *thwap* bad fans, no cookie! D:

HOWEVER. from what i can tell, there is currently no horrible name for fans of the extremely cute bassist, joey clement. probably because nobody could think of anything lame enough to suffice.
*countdown to them calling themselves the clementines in 5....4...3..*

so, it's now my goal to make "joe mamas" happen. who's with me? :D
Okay, now that's at least witty. XD

[http://users.livejournal.com/_workinprogress/]

Yeah, it's also some weird ranking bullshit thing. Like, you're more important if you're in the first few numbers, the bigger fan then. And just... WTF?

Wanna count the size of the fandom, count the number of registered users or whatever.

It's also eerily recminiscent of prisoner numbers or whatever. Just... no. I'm Cate, I'm a fan, and I don't do no stinking numbers.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i legit, literally, IRL facepalmed when i found out about the peek-a-boo thing. however, neal and andy had "i'm peek-a-boo #1" and "i'm peek-a-boo #2!" as their respective myspace statuses the other day, which was fucking adorable. (speaking of neal and andy you might appreciate this (http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/887/img0574kx5.jpg), i sure did! XD)

i really just want a bunch of fangirls wandering around david cook concerts in "joe mama" t-shirts, tbh. :D

i texted you three times.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Dude. What about CLEMENTINES? I like it. They're FRUIT. (Yes, I have a dorkface.)

OMG BILL/SOOKIE GRAVEYARD HARDCORE. I cannot even handle this show. *flails*

Also, I really am interested to see if Tara finds any sort of happiness after her "exorcism", because I cannot stand the thought of her and Sookie not being friends, and I want her to have a normal relationship with Sam (assuming he can not be CREEPY for a while).

Also also, I want a Rene of my own. *pinches*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

however, neal and andy had "i'm peek-a-boo #1" and "i'm peek-a-boo #2!" as their respective myspace statuses the other day, which was fucking adorable.
Hee! Methinks I need to check my "friend status" list more often! XD

(speaking of neal and andy you might appreciate this, i sure did! XD)
Oh. Damn.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i know, right? also this one (http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9792/img0573dl7.jpg). idk what happened to andy, but those pictures make me all keysmashy. ;lkjfldkj see?

ALSO OMG, THIS COMMENT NEAL LEFT ANDY. (yes i was creepily myspace stalking, what up.)

Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM
did you hear about the anti-emo riots in mexico? true story, look it up. good thing ai whisked heartthrob away before the riot spread north..
AHAHAHA.

and just for lulz, andy's response:


Mar 31, 2008 11:36 AM
I did hear about that! Good thing NY whisked you away before the riots spread north.
All you do is eat fruit and play with yourself, so fuck you!

*giggles forever*

Re: i texted you three times.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

STOP WITH YOUR DORKFACE, I CANNOT EVEN LOOK AT YOU OMG. D:

dudeeee, the graveyard scene was aldsflkjlkjdf! i was NOT expecting that, jfc.

tara and sookie need to reconcile with a quickness. oh girls. :( *holds them*

Also also, I want a Rene of my own. *pinches*
word!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

i know, right? also this one. idk what happened to andy, but those pictures make me all keysmashy. ;lkjfldkj see?
I can make up a few scenarios in my head... O:]

Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM
did you hear about the anti-emo riots in mexico? true story, look it up. good thing ai whisked heartthrob away before the riot spread north..
LOL heartthrob. XDDDDDDD I love it.

All you do is eat fruit and play with yourself, so fuck you!
Hee! They are so ridic. I want to find a way to work that into regular conversation today! XD

Also, icon love! ♥

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

Oh god, we did that whole labeling the fans thing at the message board I hung out at when I was all into LOTR RPS. OHHHH YES. I think I had the honor of being Dom Lover #1, the DOMinatrix. *cough* I WAS LIKE 18, OKAY? IT DOESN'T COUNT. *dies*

Re: i texted you three times.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, I haven't SEEN IT yet. I'm DYYING. *makes a note to go straight home and watch*

Though, dude... I went and downloaded Sims 2 and all the extension packs (because I'm illegal like that), and I CAN'T STOP PLAYING. This is ALL YOUR FAULT.

I may in fact have a David and Amber Cook that are madly in love and make WOOHOO ALL THE TIME. AHAHAHAHA.

Don't tell.

Re: i texted you three times.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! i am dyyyying to make sims of cook and his band and make them all live together and then make myself so i can visit constantly. i was just thinking about downloading that shit the other day after i read about dcook playing spore.

Re: why haven't you called me back?

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

PSHAW. WELCOME TO THE CLUB, MAN. *cough*

Re: i texted you three times.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

dudeeee, the graveyard scene was aldsflkjlkjdf! i was NOT expecting that, jfc.

I BLUSHED and had to COVER MY FACE. (I totally peeked through my fingers, though.)

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Please see icon.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

WHY DO I PUT UP WITH YOU? YOU ARE A DOUCHE NOZZLE.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE DCOOK HAS PREDISPOSED YOU TO LURVE DOUCHE NOZZLES?

Re: why haven't you called me back?

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

My little Sims!David is so cute, too. He loves playing the guitar and singing and playing the piano (IDK), and then with the rest of his spare time he eats like a TOTAL SLOB whilst thinking about making Woohoo with Sims!Amber and then goes and makes woohoo with her. It's HILARIOUS.

Re: why haven't you called me back?

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

UM. Clearly, you need to get that boy a job, or you'll end up with a little Opal Ruby situation.

Re: i texted you three times.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

DOOOOO EEET. Join the dark side. There are some good torrents for it up on mininova (or if you don't do torrents, I may be persuaded to up them to your server of choice).

Re: why haven't you called me back?

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

They just tried for a baby! It's my sim. I don't care if SHE gets pregnant. LMAO. Plus, for DCOOK, I wouldn't even be SAD I got knocked up. That is how much I love him.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

TOOLFAX.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

EVERY TIME YOU TALK ABOUT HIS DOUCHE NOZZLE I WANT TO SAY THINGS LIKE "OH I'LL SUCK ALL THE DOUCHE OUT OF HIS NOZZLE, HEY-O!"

:(

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

okay ignoring the rest of your post because I don't want to be spoiled but JOE MAMAS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YES!

ilu

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

*dies* EVERY TIME YOU SAY STUFF LIKE *THAT* I HAVE TO BITE THE INSIDE OF MY CHEEKS TO KEEP FROM LAUGHING AND GRINNING LIKE A LOON BECAUSE THE SPREADSHEETS I SHOULD BE WORKING ON ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AS ENTERTAINING AS YOU.

[anglichanka.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lord. So THAT's what a "Clementine" is. I'm just reading all of my flist now... ita on the "peek-a-boo" designation. Lame, lame, lame. I never "got" the numbering thing, either, sheesh. Fandom is so bizarre sometimes.