i always put myself in destructive situations.

[semisweet]

ok, so i haven't actually looked at it myself, but it has recently come to my attention that there is a david archuleta/michael johns thread on idolforums. :x :x :x

lord knows i love The Gay, but 1417-year-old mormon boy/3529-year-old aussie dude is a world, nay, a vast galaxy of DO NOT WANT.

*shudder*

(but rly, kids, where's the legit boylove this season? sigh.)

ryro and i give two thumbs waaaay down! D:

Comments

[saint-renegade.livejournal.com]

LOL at 3529 year old Michael Johns. I'm giving the boy love some time...DACID COOK AND JASON, PLZ LOVE EACH OTHER.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

can we make voodoo dolls of dcook and jason and smush them together?!?! pls?!

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine David Archuleta doing things like singing in a field of birds, eating milk and cookies, and spending time doing chores for old ladies. Anything else is gross. :P

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

as far as i'm concerned, that's exactly how he spends his free time. and possibly making friendship bracelets. :D

[lillijulianne.livejournal.com]

exactly. he as an adorable child, but he is a CHILD.

[akari-hayashi.livejournal.com]

It must be the photobooth photos. *points to icon* But hey, I only think of them as Papa and Son! Mostly. -__-;;

Boy love? Jason and David H! D: Due to the photobooth clip once again. But it's gone~~~~~ But then again, Hernandez has a boyfriend, so yeah, I cannot be evil. Oh oh, Chikezie and Danny OTP ZOMG! \o/

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

Hernandez has a boyfriend, so yeah
WOT. DETAILS PLZ.

[akari-hayashi.livejournal.com]

I read that he has a steady bf of a few years. It's not surprising though. And to prove that I am not dreaming: http://backseatcuddler.com/2008/02/28/american-idols-david-hernandez-is-a-gay-stripper/
Pardon the semi-porn ads on that site though.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

Clearly I knew about the gay stripper deal but HOW DID I MISS THE BOYFRIEND THING?! D:

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i have no problem with appreciating a cute big/little bro dynamic, but anything beyond that squicks the hell out of me. :x

i had high hopes for colton/danny, sigh!

[akari-hayashi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Sometimes, when I comment to fics, I feel BAD just because I am using an icon with bb David. D: It's like I am corrupting him. I adore the little family I have thought up for him though. Papa Michael, Mama Carly, Big Bro D-Cook, Big Sis Brooke... XD
I never did like colton/danny pairing, simply because I think their personalities are similar.Now Chikezie is another thing~~

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

D: :D DO NOT WANT. DO. NOT. WANT. In fact, anything remotely ~anything~ with bbDavid (unless its really adorable Dalaina fluff or something equally age-appropriate and not crossing the boundaries of like... hand holding and note passing) is the biggest world of DO NOT WANT EVER. He's just a bb!! D: *shudder* I do NOT want Chris Hansen on my ass because I'm reading IDF kthnx.

(but rly, kids, where's the legit boylove this season? sigh.)
You didn't catch Chikeze giving Danny a ChizHickey? XD (No rly though... I would have liked a boyfriend for my dear departed D-Hernandez. :[ *pours one out*)

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i just can't get behind any chikeslash, dammit. i enjoyed him this week and all but he just doesn't do it for me. trust me, i tried.

bbdavid has never had a sexual thought, as far as i'm concerned. he is a puppy, omg.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kittenheels/]

I understand. XD I tried too, and nothing. But I enjoy the phrase "ChizHickey" so there you have it. XD

bbDavid is never allowed to have a sexual thought. ever. *squick* He's JUST a CHILD! *pats his head*

*gives you boylove in icon form*

[heatherlovesca.livejournal.com]

omg your icon is so much win!!!!!

[blindmadness.livejournal.com]

(CENTERED COMMENT BOXES FTW, I like the new layout!)

But ajklfs wtf ewwww. ;_____; That's so gross and horrible and augh. Do not want. (David Cook/Jason Castro, on the other hand, is a very big do want. Mmmm.)

I'm really going to need an Idol icon, aren't I.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

the centered comment field makes me inexplicably happy, so yay! XD

dcook/jcas is, like, SO NEEDED. c'mon boys, make it happen! can one will a slash pairing into existence? because i am not above trying. *does gay rain dance*

yes, yes you are! :D :D :D

[blindmadness.livejournal.com]

They're so cool! I was confused for a second as I'd never seen them before, but they totally win.

Oh god, I wish. If it were possible, though, bandom would have gotten there first.

Dammit. XD Care to point me to places for them? >___>

[estellegetty.livejournal.com]

Whoa, this layout is weird ... I don't think it's a shipping thread though. The person who started it puts Michael with EVERYBODY .. even Blake, lmao.

If you want to be scarred for life, look into the Arch After Dark thread ... I lost my soul in there. -_-

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

yeah, i was scared to go to the thread; my friend donna looked at it and ran away really fast (she did the same with the archie after dark thread, which she clicked on accidentally, lol). i sincerely hope it's not a shipping thread, because a world of EW. :x

[leila82.livejournal.com]

D: D: D: D'Archie's just a bb! He can't take part in fics! At least, not in fics where he does anything more than, like, serenade a group of puppies in a field of buttercups with little sparrows flying overhead. Or something. THIS IS ALL WRONG.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

srsly. as far as i'm concerned bbdavid does nothing but hang out in flowery meadows and help old ladies cross the street. :x

[leila82.livejournal.com]

he definitely does NOT have boysex with evil!MichaelJohns.

[heatherlovesca.livejournal.com]

no good boy love this season, some people are shipping Cook/Johns pretty hard. we actually HAD legit gays this season and still no good ships lol.

[andthatisthat.livejournal.com]

Heh. After Alexandréa's singout I've been waiting for someone to write David Archuleta/Luke Menard, but I haven't seen it anywhere. And I'm pretty glad, because I would probably read it, and that would make me a very bad and wrong person. SRSLY DO NOT WANT.

There really isn't much slash action this year, is there? I've gone back to being overinvested in Ryan and Simon's HoYay...