Heh. After Alexandréa's singout I've been waiting for someone to write David Archuleta/Luke Menard, but I haven't seen it anywhere. And I'm pretty glad, because I would probably read it, and that would make me a very bad and wrong person. SRSLY DO NOT WANT.

There really isn't much slash action this year, is there? I've gone back to being overinvested in Ryan and Simon's HoYay...