OH RONALD.

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"This isn't your average book," said Ron. "It's pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. If only I'd had this last year I'd have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would've known how to get going with...Well, Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot. You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either."

wandwork. HEE. *is 12* that WAS intentionally a double-entendre and not just me being a perv, right? that line had better make movie 7, because you know it'll be dirty when rupert says it. \o/

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[lessthangreat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's so making the movie. XD They always give Rupert those lines. And yes, they are always dirty. *loves*

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i started giggling like a loon when i read it. so fabulous. ♥

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

DIRTY BOY.

I love it.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON IS SO APROPOS!

british jailbait ftw! although rupert isn't jailbait anymore. but ron still is! \o/

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

IT TOTES IS.

Man, you know you're old when the HP kids are legal. Where's my Metamucil?

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

*passes you the prune juice*

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

I lost my cane again. :(

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

did you hit claikens with it? O.o

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

Maybe? I can't remember whether or not I've been to an airport lately. Fucking dementia!

[12-12-12.livejournal.com]

OMG. I totally didn't get the double entendre until you pointed it out, and now I'm giggling like mad. Oh, Ron.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i completely burst into giggles when i read that. like, madly cackling. heeeee.

[likespring.livejournal.com]

Hee, there were lots of innuendos but that is one that really stood out at me. Also, I love when Ron compliments Hermione, and she's flattered but confused, and Harry thinks he must have learned that from the book, lol.

Someone's collecting "dirty" quotes from the book here. (probably spoilers there). She also did it for HBP and people post some hilarious stuff.

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

yes, i loved that, too. the whole thing with the book is making me giggle like mad.

eeee, i'll check out the dirty quotes as soon as i've finished; hopefully it'll stave off the emo that's sure to accompany saying goodbye to harry and the gang. :(

[mouseykins1.livejournal.com]

DH is so full of double-entendres. Did you get to the part where Hermione talks about wizards who brag about their "wands" being so much bigger and better?

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

BWAH! no, i haven't!!! *anticipates*

[lady-iriska.livejournal.com]

I laughed at that, but then I couldn't decide if it was intentional or not.
Some quotes look so innocent, so I'm always wondering "It can't mean that, can it?".

Plus having English as your 3rd language doesn't help matters either, that's where forums come in, help me understand stuff like that. ;)

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

i really think it was intentional. it's just the kind of thing ron would say, he's always been the saucy one. :D

[very-vogue.livejournal.com]

that was my first lol of the book!

[flyingspatulas.livejournal.com]

I LOVED THAT PART. I about peed my pants laughing.

Is it me or were there a bunch more dirty lines in this book than usual? LOL.

[spadada.livejournal.com]

Caught that too. Totally intentional!

[squeegman.livejournal.com]

The lady JK has been getting cheeky! I chortled greatly when I got to that line!

I would be done with the book by now, but I had a weekend of drinking to do with out of town friends in town...just for me! I'm special.

I'm at page 301 right now...I'll read through most of the night...hopefully done by morning!

[daisybeetle.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Loved that part. Every single bit with Ron/Hermione cracks me up. They are just too cute.

I just finished the book. Looovvveeed it...I've been so down that it's OVER. All throughout 7, I felt like I wanted to hold on to the pages, the characters, the settings. It's just so sad and frustrating to not know what's going to happen after this - although she told the TODAY Show that she's going to write an encyclopedia!!!!!

[spifftronica.livejournal.com]

That was my immediate reaction.